‘Tis the Season! It’s time again for the Annual Holiday Block Party at my home! This is the fifth year in a row! The Party is This coming Saturday January 3rd at 5:00 pm. Do not be late as I’ll start the festivities right on time as always!
I know it may be difficult for some of you but Please can we all just get along this year! Also, Save your stamp....
I know Roxy's mansion surely has a more room for games. Maybe next year she will agree to be the hostess. But really If I must say so myself I do know how to throw a party.
I already asked Takey to try and ditch his gang of moochers for the evening. I know that finances are tight for us all this year.
I am sure Stan will have plenty of jokes to share.
I assure you Fionna has received at least 3 invitations this year.
If you don't want Chek to know how much you spent on your dish try and slip it in when he isn't looking.
Sandy won't be wearing her bikini this year since we all saw how wonderful she looked in it this summer at the pool.
I am sure Pele will autograph what ever you ask him to but I don't know if he is charging for it or not.
You might as well be prepared as there is really nothing I can do about Savon's singing or for that matter Tator's dancing. I personally find it very "entertaining".
Ned you are going to have ask Betty and Ima yourself if they will double wrap your orders in aluminum foil from now on. Really just because I host this party every year........
Rita wants everyone to know there is a huge after Christmas sale at the Bookstore on SELF HELP books. If you aren't sure which one you need she has one or two in mind for each of us.
Kommy just because Norma chooses to dress hummm on the Dark side she may not be interested in the hearse you reprocessed from the funeral home last week.
Lectron we all enjoyed the spectacular light display this year. I bet the Astronauts enjoyed it too!!!!!
Foghorn I hope the black out in chicken houses didn't cause any damage.
By all means do not believe what ever Betty is telling you about who does the alterations in my Bridal Shop. Really who I employ and how much I pay them Chek is my business anyway.
See you all Saturday night! Don’t forget to bring your Holiday Spirit with you!